How to contact your saviour, Eduardo?

First, start by acquiring a normal cellphone (I mean a normal one, no tricks srsly) after that, proceed to call the 911 and ask for info about Eduardo S.

They will tell you my cellphone number, after that you can try to phone me, however, you must first anally rape all of your close family, impregnate your mother with your semen(or if you're a woman, your dad's semen even if he's dead) after that proceed to have violent butt-sex with the now decaying bodies of your family.

^I recommend to do this while listening to Marilyn Manson, so he gets blamed again

--Your caring saviour

Ed.