Eduardo Workout

-Wake up.

-Kill yourself

^Ahahahahaha jk, but seriously it's similar

-Wake up

-Go jog around the park

-Kill at least 3 cats (extra points if dogs included)

-Bring poison and pour into lake (watch as ducks die)

-Make up with scary face walk around the park scaring kids and stealing lolipops

^I don't recomend doing that, if you want to fit in as a normal person tough.

-Accidentaly molest persons walking around you

-Extra points if you beat someone

-Scream HEIL EDUARDO, while wearing a blue swastika.

In 1-2 weeks watch yourself get a ripped fucking body(if feminine huge boobs and ass apply, instead of ripped body, also TITS OR GTFO fgt)